My Grandma said to me not very long ago, "oh Tony, I got pulled over by the police today." I asked; "why," thinking maybe it was time for her to hang up her car keys for good. She said; "speeding." I asked; "how fast we're you going?" She replied; "80." I said; "Grandma, the speed limit is 55 there. Where were you going?" She said; "the CASINO" I never will forget what she said next: "don't tell your Mother."