My Mama Used To Say, Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.
My Mama Used To Say, I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
My Mama Used To Say, It's good to be on top of the ground instead of the ground on top of you.
My Mama Used To Say, Don't get your meat and bread at the same store.
My Mama Used To Say, No brag, Just Fact.
My Mama Used To Say, My mouth don't make any promises my body can't keep.
My Mama Used To Say, If you see someone without a smile . . . Give them one of yours.
My Mama Used To Say, I'm not into breaking up anybody's unhappy home.
My Mama Used To Say, You don't stop living because you grow old, you grow old because you stop living.
My Mama Used To Say, Good neighbors come in all colors.
My Mama Used To Say, Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
My Mama Used To Say, To forgive heals the wound, to forget heals the scar.
My Mama Used To Say, Make new friends and keep the old; one is silver, the other is gold.
My Mama Used To Say, If you have to eat crow, eat it while it's hot.
My Mama Used To Say, She can't help it, she just has big bones. (On being Over weight). Then she would say, "but she has a pretty face." (She always found something good to say about everybody.)
My Mama Used To Say, It's not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, its the size of the fight in the dog.
My Mama Used To Say, In our home the man is the head of the house . . . but I'm the neck that turns the head.
I invite you to share your Mother's one liners and funny words of wisdom with us.
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