A typical jokey forum post by Judith ... I *swear* Sylvia says this is OK to post here .....

JUDITH'S COFFEECAKE RECIPE:

Here's my never-fail coffeecake recipe. Your friends will be *astonished*! I hate blowing my own trumpet but this is really out of the world. Slightly adapted from a family recipe handed down from grandmother to grand-daughter for generations, and usually kept a CLOSELY guarded secret!!! OK, here goes:

2 pounds cake
1/2 pound coffee
2 pounds sugar
8 Valium pills, crushed
2 pints brandy
1/2 ounce cocaine
Assorted tranquilizers from the village vet, grated

Mix ingredients together in a bowl
Bake for 30 minutes at 200 degrees C (editor, please translate to F, I'm pretending to be from Alabama)
Remove from oven and consume!!!!!