The Favorite Child
It has always been obvious to everyone that Jon, the oldest, is also Mom's favorite. Mom always insisted that she doesn't have favorites and she loves all of her children the same. But we always knew better!
One year, at Christmas, we all wore t-shirts that say "I'm Mom's Favorite!" on them. Of course, we didn't give one to Jon! Jon walked into the room, saw all of us in our shirts, and said to Mom, "Some of us don't need a shirt. We just know." As the picture clearly shows, he was right. :)