"Walk in as if you own the place."

"Don't do as I do. Do as I say. We're building your character, not mine."

"Life is about doing things you don't want to do."

"Act better than you feel."

"Ya damned if ya do and your damned if ya don't!"

"I may not always be right, but I am never wrong."

"You can't start out where you want to end up."

"Expectations lead to disappointment!"

"Just remember, it's just a bad day, not a bad life."

"Be a little gusty sometimes, always remember to have chutzpah kid!"

"Be yourself. People don't have to like you and you don't have to care." 

"Your outfit isn't complete unless you have a little bling!"

"Cover your ears you'll get bells palsy!"

"Always dress like you're going to see your worst enemy."

"Life's too short to be boring."