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A short story by S.P. Navellsacker, author of:

"Christ! Now we'll have to move!"

"My mother was a Sister."

and the bestseller: "Oh, Ain't This Charming!"   


Jen "Folks, I'm gonna run out to Vegas for a week."


Ray "Helen, did you hear what Jen just said?"


Sandy "Hon, who is gonna cover for you at work - your two full-time jobs?....your for FUN - money part-time occupations?....Gosh, I don't know about this hon...I just don't know....what if you get a flat tire and break a nail?"      

John "She's a big girl now Sand."


Sandy "John, don't put words in my mouth! How dare you!"


Helen "Perhaps we could hold a democratic vote?"

Jen "Mom, I'm gonna go over to the Munch n Shop and buy 2 AAA batteries."

Sandy "Oh gosh, I dunno...alkeline? Oh boy, the environment...oh gosh, I just don't think that would be a good move - I'll call ya back."