Talons
In Iraq Chris has this particularly gross solider in his platoon who had serious personal hygiene issues. It is awkward trying to solve these issues, so Chris came to his fellow officers seeking advice on how to handle it and in the course of the conversation described the Soldier's overly long, dirty toenails to us as "talons," as Chris pronounced it "tay-lons." Listening to Chris describe that guy's gross toenails had us doubled over with laughter.