A Rose Stuck In The Butt-Crack
When I was a kid, my father's mom came for a visit & my father (Gary) was working on the furnace, & his butt-crack was showing. & so my grandma, Faun Allen, my mom Edna, & us were talking about it & my grandma for some reason decided to take a rose from the vase & she stuck it right down the back of my father's pants. It was actually funny. I have never seen my father jump so fast. Ha, & he was about to get really mad...that is until he saw that it was him mom who did it.