Sure, he was fat but, at least according to most actuarialists, not deadly fat.

He nearly died when he read that he was dead.

Posted by Zagman Yanofsky on 17th November 2011
He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.
Posted by I Am Not Spartacus on 8th November 2011
It was said that his High School Sweetheart, the fetching strawberry blonde who wore white jeans, could out-drink every single one of his friends. Is that true? Yes; except for Ferguson, Stankevich, and Yanofsky.
Posted by I Am Not Spartacus on 8th November 2011
Wasn't it I am not Spartacus who took Team Medalist Honors during a Regional Golf Tournament held in a Woodstock Snowstorm lo these many years ago? Accrd. to the Rutland Herald, yes. But, to be fair to the rest of Hal Vincent's Team, his hands were so frozen that the 14 he took on #18 was recorded as a 4.
Posted by I Am Not Spartacus on 8th November 2011
Oncet, I am not Spartacus drove to Rutland and on the way back to Springfield he put his car in neutral as he crested Mount Holly and he coasted for over a mile. He always loved to talk about that "magical day."
Posted by I Am Not Spartacus on 8th November 2011
I'm dead? Really?

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