November 8, 2023
November 8, 2023
Ibby, no….. :-(
I looked up your name to see what you’re up to nowadays and found your memorial online…. I’m heartbroken. We lost touch but I never forgot you. We shared the best of times together and so many great laughs. My mind is flooding with so many memories. I’ve been sitting here reading these lovely tributes and have gathered myself and our ‘best bits’ and would like to add mine. I’m sorry we lost touch and I’m devastated I can’t catch up with you again. The song playing on this tribute page says it all: You burned bright and you’re gone too soon.
When I told my best friend I’d have to write a tribute to you but it would need censoring, she said ‘yeah, but not too much, it’s your message to Ibby ;-) xxx’ so here goes…..
I remember the first time we met like it was only yesterday. You strutted up to me in the Union bar in true Ibby style with a greeting aimed to stun me into silence but my reply back was more shocking to you. Your jaw dropped, you roared with laughter. ‘Do you spit or swallow?’ …. ‘Gargle’. You’d met your match. I could shock you as much as you tried to shock me every time but you had me on the back-foot more often than I did you, to be fair. We became so close and I evolved into your wingwoman - aiding and abetting unsuspecting women into your lair. Big bum, little waist…. Game over.
I’ll never forget the squelchy carpet in your shared house on Turner Street and ‘The Elephants Arse’ sign hanging from the side of the house…. guiding the way into a den of pure madness. Your dearest and constant Uni companions from those days must have been devastated at the shock of losing you so suddenly - my heart goes out to them all. Life back then was endless fun with you. The bashes, the Union bar, playing pool, balls, parties and clubbing out and about around London. Even visits to the library were good craic.
Hombres just off of Oxford Street was our second home - clubbing often twice a week (coming home when the birds were singing at 4am after grabbing a slice of pizza in Leicester Square). We were blessed with the ability to party hard yet still pass exams after last minute study :-) How the hell did we graduate?!!
Your nickname for me was Zero. Thanks for that :-) I hated my chunky ankles yet you kindly offered me the creation of a porn site to celebrate them…. Apparently they were fetish territory…… er, thanks Ibs, but no thanks . At a new job induction I had to play a ‘get to know you’ game and we had to state 3 facts ….one of which was a lie - mine was ‘I was once offered my own porn site’. Thankfully they thought that was a lie so I enjoyed the shock factor of correcting them but it led to many laughs telling them all about my most fantastic partner in crime at Uni.
My favourite memory of all time that still brings laughter into my heart is one of the nights we were going to Camden Palace nightclub. The others were either ahead or dawdling behind us but I remember it being just us two when you pulled this stunt. We were passing a restaurant with a street level window with couples inside enjoying romantic candle-lit meals and you turned your back to them, dropped your trousers and pants and literally smeared your backside down the window between a loving couple. Their cutlery hung mid air, their faces in shock and for what felt like forever I really couldn’t move for laughing. You had long gone and I knew I had to run too but my knees had buckled as I was crying with laughter. I loved you because I never knew what you’d do next. You were a wild one.
We were inseparable for years and chatted many a night away putting the world to rights often with you giving me your male point of view on my latest relationship woes - and when the night dragged on, occasionally you’d crash out at mine, in Luckes, but more fool me one night to think I was safe in your ‘platonic’ presence. I recall heading off to an exam the next day …. an anatomy viva - I had to undress to be the model for my classmate as she was examining my shoulder and she told me afterwards that she and the teacher had shared furtive glances but hadn’t said a word to me, sitting there none the wiser. You had planted a dirty great big love-bite on my back when I was fast asleep and thought it was hilarious. You didn’t wake me that night but I remember you did when we shared a twin room after going to another ball with the TA somewhere…. I went to bed way earlier than you and was in a lovely deep sleep but you woke me up by farting on my head. I thought the roof was coming in!!! You wanted to wake me to tell me all about the latest curvy lovely that you’d successfully won over that night. They were just rabbits in headlights - no chance at all once you started with the charm and the dance moves. ‘Hello boys!’’ was your catchphrase when you ogled a fine pair of boobs and felt robbed when Wonderbra started using that slogan on their posters back then - way after you started it.
I only recently confessed to my family that I used to speed around London on the back of your beloved FZR, just happy to wile away the hours together, stopping off in a service station for a snack in the early hours. You were always there when I needed you. Whenever I needed a pick me up it was ‘fancy a spin?’ ‘yep’ and you’d turn up with the spare crash helmet and off we’d go. One night on the North Circular I told you I’d struggled to keep my visor down and you boasted that’s because we’d just been going 140mph! Oh. My. God.
I guess my family might have suspected we were a bit wild when you visited my home and took my brother out for a spin on the bike. He came back white as a sheet - he didn’t enjoy the speed like me but enjoyed your company coming to London to the clubs with us many times. You always said I was your sister when people asked who I was. You could see their cogs whirring at our obvious differences ….. adopted??! Our mum loved you and your sense of fun and we both laughed so much when we saw you being cheeky on a reality television programme with your mum. My heart goes out to your family as I know you thought the world of them all. I always said you should have gone on Big Brother - destined to be the winner and a celebrity - your personality was too huge for us regular plebs. We must have bored you as your mind worked as fast as lightning and you were always the sun that we all orbited. I stupidly took some of your comments to heart sometimes and let your words burn but your warmth, love of life, fun, gift of laughter, generosity, and dazzle lit up my life like no other. I’ll miss you till the end of my days and wish I could turn back time. I don’t know if I can upload any pics here but there are two that I love especially - one that captured one of our heart to hearts and one that caught one of our moments of madness. I’ll try.
You were a dear and good friend and had moments of chivalry that put you high up on a pedestal to me. I worked at Pizza Hut over the road from the Royal London as a waitress when we were students and you used to walk me home when I clocked off as it was late at night and meant walking back thru the dark alley to Luckes alone. You wanted to make sure I was safe. I used to joke it was for the free pizza but I know you loved me and always looked out for me. Love you Ibs. I was blessed to have you in my life.
I think our friendship was a bit of an enigma to a lot of people - but it was simple …. we shared a very warped sense of humour and just ‘got’ each other. You walked past my room in Luckes once where I was just chilling, watching TV with the door ajar. You barged in, shoved your hands down your trousers, pulled out a fistful of pubic hair and deposited it in my kettle before scarpering off with that booming laugh of yours, leaving me screaming in your wake.
Sadly our lives drifted apart with us taking different roads. I’m so upset and sorry that so much time has passed in what seemed to be the blink of an eye but looking at your tributes you didn’t change one bit and you still partied hard. My best friend who grew to you love too just consoled me with this - she’s very articulate and poetic and I think this is beautiful …..’’our lives are made up of ellipses spinning on an axis, sometimes they circle and overlap for a while and then they circle away’’.
Basic rule of physics is energy simply changes states so I know you’re only out of sight to us all right now and I need to just wait a while longer for us to see each other again but God knows we’ll bring the house down when we do. God bless you Ibs until we meet again. ❤️
I looked up your name to see what you’re up to nowadays and found your memorial online…. I’m heartbroken. We lost touch but I never forgot you. We shared the best of times together and so many great laughs. My mind is flooding with so many memories. I’ve been sitting here reading these lovely tributes and have gathered myself and our ‘best bits’ and would like to add mine. I’m sorry we lost touch and I’m devastated I can’t catch up with you again. The song playing on this tribute page says it all: You burned bright and you’re gone too soon.
When I told my best friend I’d have to write a tribute to you but it would need censoring, she said ‘yeah, but not too much, it’s your message to Ibby ;-) xxx’ so here goes…..
I remember the first time we met like it was only yesterday. You strutted up to me in the Union bar in true Ibby style with a greeting aimed to stun me into silence but my reply back was more shocking to you. Your jaw dropped, you roared with laughter. ‘Do you spit or swallow?’ …. ‘Gargle’. You’d met your match. I could shock you as much as you tried to shock me every time but you had me on the back-foot more often than I did you, to be fair. We became so close and I evolved into your wingwoman - aiding and abetting unsuspecting women into your lair. Big bum, little waist…. Game over.
I’ll never forget the squelchy carpet in your shared house on Turner Street and ‘The Elephants Arse’ sign hanging from the side of the house…. guiding the way into a den of pure madness. Your dearest and constant Uni companions from those days must have been devastated at the shock of losing you so suddenly - my heart goes out to them all. Life back then was endless fun with you. The bashes, the Union bar, playing pool, balls, parties and clubbing out and about around London. Even visits to the library were good craic.
Hombres just off of Oxford Street was our second home - clubbing often twice a week (coming home when the birds were singing at 4am after grabbing a slice of pizza in Leicester Square). We were blessed with the ability to party hard yet still pass exams after last minute study :-) How the hell did we graduate?!!
Your nickname for me was Zero. Thanks for that :-) I hated my chunky ankles yet you kindly offered me the creation of a porn site to celebrate them…. Apparently they were fetish territory…… er, thanks Ibs, but no thanks . At a new job induction I had to play a ‘get to know you’ game and we had to state 3 facts ….one of which was a lie - mine was ‘I was once offered my own porn site’. Thankfully they thought that was a lie so I enjoyed the shock factor of correcting them but it led to many laughs telling them all about my most fantastic partner in crime at Uni.
My favourite memory of all time that still brings laughter into my heart is one of the nights we were going to Camden Palace nightclub. The others were either ahead or dawdling behind us but I remember it being just us two when you pulled this stunt. We were passing a restaurant with a street level window with couples inside enjoying romantic candle-lit meals and you turned your back to them, dropped your trousers and pants and literally smeared your backside down the window between a loving couple. Their cutlery hung mid air, their faces in shock and for what felt like forever I really couldn’t move for laughing. You had long gone and I knew I had to run too but my knees had buckled as I was crying with laughter. I loved you because I never knew what you’d do next. You were a wild one.
We were inseparable for years and chatted many a night away putting the world to rights often with you giving me your male point of view on my latest relationship woes - and when the night dragged on, occasionally you’d crash out at mine, in Luckes, but more fool me one night to think I was safe in your ‘platonic’ presence. I recall heading off to an exam the next day …. an anatomy viva - I had to undress to be the model for my classmate as she was examining my shoulder and she told me afterwards that she and the teacher had shared furtive glances but hadn’t said a word to me, sitting there none the wiser. You had planted a dirty great big love-bite on my back when I was fast asleep and thought it was hilarious. You didn’t wake me that night but I remember you did when we shared a twin room after going to another ball with the TA somewhere…. I went to bed way earlier than you and was in a lovely deep sleep but you woke me up by farting on my head. I thought the roof was coming in!!! You wanted to wake me to tell me all about the latest curvy lovely that you’d successfully won over that night. They were just rabbits in headlights - no chance at all once you started with the charm and the dance moves. ‘Hello boys!’’ was your catchphrase when you ogled a fine pair of boobs and felt robbed when Wonderbra started using that slogan on their posters back then - way after you started it.
I only recently confessed to my family that I used to speed around London on the back of your beloved FZR, just happy to wile away the hours together, stopping off in a service station for a snack in the early hours. You were always there when I needed you. Whenever I needed a pick me up it was ‘fancy a spin?’ ‘yep’ and you’d turn up with the spare crash helmet and off we’d go. One night on the North Circular I told you I’d struggled to keep my visor down and you boasted that’s because we’d just been going 140mph! Oh. My. God.
I guess my family might have suspected we were a bit wild when you visited my home and took my brother out for a spin on the bike. He came back white as a sheet - he didn’t enjoy the speed like me but enjoyed your company coming to London to the clubs with us many times. You always said I was your sister when people asked who I was. You could see their cogs whirring at our obvious differences ….. adopted??! Our mum loved you and your sense of fun and we both laughed so much when we saw you being cheeky on a reality television programme with your mum. My heart goes out to your family as I know you thought the world of them all. I always said you should have gone on Big Brother - destined to be the winner and a celebrity - your personality was too huge for us regular plebs. We must have bored you as your mind worked as fast as lightning and you were always the sun that we all orbited. I stupidly took some of your comments to heart sometimes and let your words burn but your warmth, love of life, fun, gift of laughter, generosity, and dazzle lit up my life like no other. I’ll miss you till the end of my days and wish I could turn back time. I don’t know if I can upload any pics here but there are two that I love especially - one that captured one of our heart to hearts and one that caught one of our moments of madness. I’ll try.
You were a dear and good friend and had moments of chivalry that put you high up on a pedestal to me. I worked at Pizza Hut over the road from the Royal London as a waitress when we were students and you used to walk me home when I clocked off as it was late at night and meant walking back thru the dark alley to Luckes alone. You wanted to make sure I was safe. I used to joke it was for the free pizza but I know you loved me and always looked out for me. Love you Ibs. I was blessed to have you in my life.
I think our friendship was a bit of an enigma to a lot of people - but it was simple …. we shared a very warped sense of humour and just ‘got’ each other. You walked past my room in Luckes once where I was just chilling, watching TV with the door ajar. You barged in, shoved your hands down your trousers, pulled out a fistful of pubic hair and deposited it in my kettle before scarpering off with that booming laugh of yours, leaving me screaming in your wake.
Sadly our lives drifted apart with us taking different roads. I’m so upset and sorry that so much time has passed in what seemed to be the blink of an eye but looking at your tributes you didn’t change one bit and you still partied hard. My best friend who grew to you love too just consoled me with this - she’s very articulate and poetic and I think this is beautiful …..’’our lives are made up of ellipses spinning on an axis, sometimes they circle and overlap for a while and then they circle away’’.
Basic rule of physics is energy simply changes states so I know you’re only out of sight to us all right now and I need to just wait a while longer for us to see each other again but God knows we’ll bring the house down when we do. God bless you Ibs until we meet again. ❤️