Christmas Con Artist
One year at Christmas, the family was enjoying some alcoholic beverages and grandpa wasnt allowed to partake due to his diabetes. Mom knew that every once in awhile, on special occasions, I'd sneak him a shot or two. This one particular time, I was on my way to sneak him a 2nd shot and on my way, ran into my cousin LA who was coming back from grandpa with an empty shot glass. We looked at each other, then our grandpa, then our shot glasses and realized this old fart gave the same sob story about wishing for a drink that he had both of us sneaking him shots. Mum wasn't thrilled with any of us.