ForeverMissed
His Life

Jesus loves you

 LOL

Things jesus did

 Gave birth to chuck norris and bruce lee simultaneously

dat bout sums it up

One time at band camp

 Jesus stuck a tube up his ass and gave himself an enema. 

 

 

Simplicity

Jesus was a simple man who enjoyed simple things such as making the blind see and walking on water. He also enjoyed a good troll such as the time he planted fake dinosaur bones in the earth to fool people into hell. Ah jesus such a simple being.