His Life

Jesus loves you


Things jesus did

 Gave birth to chuck norris and bruce lee simultaneously

dat bout sums it up

One time at band camp

 Jesus stuck a tube up his ass and gave himself an enema. 




Jesus was a simple man who enjoyed simple things such as making the blind see and walking on water. He also enjoyed a good troll such as the time he planted fake dinosaur bones in the earth to fool people into hell. Ah jesus such a simple being.