Pour them out or get arrested
November 10, 2012
by Jim Ellis
Jimbo's Idea to not waste them and take a shower. Police not as amused as us.
Adam and Eve
November 9, 2012
by Pam Messier
----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Jim Harding <jimhrdng@yahoo.com>
To: Pam Messier <messier1234@comcast.net>; 'Hardings' <sharding@nc.rr.com>; LrnHard@aol.com
Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2005 9:32 PM
Subject: RE: Friday
y'all make me sick.......I'm going on the Terri Schiavo diet.
Pam Messier <messier1234@comcast.net> wrote:
See now this is the kind of emails I actually read and respond to. AND I believe eve was really a lesbian with a vendetta. Pam Messier -----Original Message-----
From: Hardings [mailto:sharding@nc.rr.com]
Sent: Sunday, March 20, 2005 6:02 PM
To: LrnHard@aol.com; jimhrdng@yahoo.com; messier1234@comcast.net
Subject: RE: Friday Yea, well everybody knows Adam caused the famine in Ethiopia when he ate the freak'n apple.-----Original Message-----
From: LrnHard@aol.com [mailto:LrnHard@aol.com]
Sent: Saturday, March 19, 2005 10:10 PM
To: sharding@nc.rr.com; jimhrdng@yahoo.com; messier1234@comcast.net
Subject: Re: Friday SO THAT'S WHY WE NEED 1 (ONE) TRUTH.......
YOU ARE ALL WRONG MY CHILDREN....WHERE HAVE I ERRED IN MY MOTHERING??????
ONE CHILD THINKS MARY MAGDALENE IS THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING
.........ANOTHER CHILD BELIEVES.......WITH MORE RAIN, YOU WILL SLIP ON THE LEAVES AND HARM YOURSELF AND THE YOUNGEST BELIEVES YOU MUST STAY AWAY FROM FAST FAST MICROWAVED FOODS BECAUSE THEY CAUSE CANCER.
PERHAPS......YOU WILL CONVERT ME..............WHEREVER DID YOU GET THESE IDEAS? FROM MOI??????????????????????????????????????????
NOW........LET ME SEE.........BACK TO ADAM AND EVE......THEY SAID....."THE APPLE DOES NOT FALL FAR FROM THE TREE!! NO ONE HAS EVER ASKED.....WAS IT MACINTOSH? MACOUN? GRAVENSTEIN? DELICIOUS?
STEVE, YOU'RE THE WINNER....YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KEPT WITH THE SUBJECT! AND YOU MUST HAVE READ THE BOOK....OTHERWISE HOW WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT MM?
Evil cheesecake
November 9, 2012
by Pam Messier
----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Jim Harding <jimhrdng@yahoo.com>
To: Mom <lrnhard@aol.com>
Sent: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 10:14 AM
Subject: Old Original Cheescake Resipe
From: Jim Harding <jimhrdng@yahoo.com>
To: Mom <lrnhard@aol.com>
Sent: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 10:14 AM
Subject: Old Original Cheescake Resipe
Mom, I need the old recipe from your Better Homes & Gardens Cookbook. What year was that cookbook published?? Can you copy it and mail it to me?? I have a fundraiser event and it's a bakesale.....I think I'll name it "Completely Evil Cheesecake" circa. 1968? Thanks......Love ya!! Jim
goooneygoogoo
November 9, 2012
by Pam Messier
James C. Harding 702.622.0786 cell jimhrdng@yahoo.com ----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Jim Harding
To: Steve Harding
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 5:56 PM
Subject: goooneygoogoo
A blonde walks into a pizza parlor and orders a large pepperoni. When the pizza was done the pizza guy asks.. "you want your pizza cut into six or twelve pieces?" "Oh".....six please "I could never eat twelve pieces."
What goes VROOM.......SCREECH......VROOM.......SCREECH......VROOM? A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Dave Matthews - Two Step
November 9, 2012
by Pam Messier
Dave Matthews Band Two Step Lyrics
Send "Two Step" Ringtone to your Cell
Say, my love, I came to you with best intentions
You laid down and gave to me just what I'm seeking
Love, you drive me to distraction
Hey my love do you believe that we might last a thousand years
Or more if not for this,
Our flesh and blood
It ties you and me right up
Tie me down
Celebrate we will
Because life is short but sweet for certain
We're climbing two by two
To be sure these days continue
These things we cannot change
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/dave+matthews+band/two+step_20036522.html ]
Hey, my love, you came to me like wine comes to this mouth
Grown tired of water all the time
You quench my heart and you quench my mind
Celebrate we will
Because life is short but
Sweet for certain
We're climbing two by two
To be sure these days continue
The things we cannot
Celebrate, you and me, climbing two by two, to be sure
These days continue, things we cannot change
Oh, my love I came to you
With best intentions
You laid down and gave to me
Just what I'm seeking
You laid down and gave to me just what I'm seeking
Love, you drive me to distraction
Hey my love do you believe that we might last a thousand years
Or more if not for this,
Our flesh and blood
It ties you and me right up
Tie me down
Celebrate we will
Because life is short but sweet for certain
We're climbing two by two
To be sure these days continue
These things we cannot change
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/dave+matthews+band/two+step_20036522.html ]
Hey, my love, you came to me like wine comes to this mouth
Grown tired of water all the time
You quench my heart and you quench my mind
Celebrate we will
Because life is short but
Sweet for certain
We're climbing two by two
To be sure these days continue
The things we cannot
Celebrate, you and me, climbing two by two, to be sure
These days continue, things we cannot change
Oh, my love I came to you
With best intentions
You laid down and gave to me
Just what I'm seeking
Emailed
November 7, 2012
by Pam Messier
Subject: Fwd: FW: AS always
Note: forwarded message attached.
James C. Harding 5441 Painted Mirage Rd Las Vegas, NV 89149 702.682.6676 cell jimhrdng@yahoo.com __________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
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http://mail.yahoo.com Hope you have a great day! Handy Little Chart YOU SAY GOD SAYS BIBLE VERSES You say: "It's impossible" God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27) You say: "I'm too tired" God says: I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30) You say: "Nobody really loves me" God says: I love you (John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 ) You say: "I can't go on" God says: My grace is sufficient (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15) You say: "I can't figure things out" God says: I will direct your steps (Proverbs 3:5- 6) You say: "I can't do it" God says: You can do all things (Philippians 4:13) You say: "I'm not able" God says: I am able (II Corinthians 9:8) You say: "It's not worth it" God says: It will be worth it (Roman 8:28 ) You say: "I can't forgive myself" God says: I Forgive you (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1) You say: "I can't manage" God says: I will supply all your needs (Philippians 4:19) You say: "I'm afraid" God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear (II Timothy 1:7) You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated" God says: Cast all your cares on ME (I Peter 5:7) You say: "I'm not smart enough" God says: I give you wisdom (I Corinthians 1:30) You say: "I feel all alone" God says: I will never leave you or forsake you (Hebrews 13:5) PASS THIS ON. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY BE IN NEED
The first sentence is pretty powerful!
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go."
Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that you know they may need this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as they seek to have a closer relationship with you. Amen.
----- Forwarded Message -----
Note: forwarded message attached.
James C. Harding 5441 Painted Mirage Rd Las Vegas, NV 89149 702.682.6676 cell jimhrdng@yahoo.com __________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around
http://mail.yahoo.com Hope you have a great day! Handy Little Chart YOU SAY GOD SAYS BIBLE VERSES You say: "It's impossible" God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27) You say: "I'm too tired" God says: I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30) You say: "Nobody really loves me" God says: I love you (John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 ) You say: "I can't go on" God says: My grace is sufficient (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15) You say: "I can't figure things out" God says: I will direct your steps (Proverbs 3:5- 6) You say: "I can't do it" God says: You can do all things (Philippians 4:13) You say: "I'm not able" God says: I am able (II Corinthians 9:8) You say: "It's not worth it" God says: It will be worth it (Roman 8:28 ) You say: "I can't forgive myself" God says: I Forgive you (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1) You say: "I can't manage" God says: I will supply all your needs (Philippians 4:19) You say: "I'm afraid" God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear (II Timothy 1:7) You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated" God says: Cast all your cares on ME (I Peter 5:7) You say: "I'm not smart enough" God says: I give you wisdom (I Corinthians 1:30) You say: "I feel all alone" God says: I will never leave you or forsake you (Hebrews 13:5) PASS THIS ON. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY BE IN NEED
The first sentence is pretty powerful!
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go."
Father, God bless all my friends in whatever it is that you know they may need this day! And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity and power as they seek to have a closer relationship with you. Amen.