A glance at the beautiful oval travertine or red marble dinner table in John's home would reveal numerous envelopes on the backs of which his boxy, elegant script appeared. These much crossed-out lines reflected his regular challenge to condense his thoughts into a single-sentence letter to the Editor of the LA or NY TImes.
He was published quite often and would always lament that the Editor had again betrayed their intimate correspondance by sharing his letter with 6 million people.
The following is a selection of letters dating from the time that John began to use online submission facilities (or reminded his e-mail correspondents of past, published letters). Dozens of others exist. Before 1982, while in Washington and working for the federal government, JMM had submitted under the pen name of John Jervis. Some phrases remain in memory, like this one from a letter playing on the synchronicity of a fundamentalist initiative to reduce funding for the arts and an ordinance forbidding the use of topless waitresses: "undraped living displays of God's sculptural handiwork in the cafés of the nation".
I remember his great pride when first was published a letter under his own name, after his retirement. I believe that letter may have been the following, in response to reports of maritime difficulties encountered by the British sovereign (from memory; dating from early 1980s):
"Aphrodite, angered by Queen Elizabeth's interference in Prince Andrew's dalliance with Koo Stark, persuaded her father Zeus and uncle Poseidon to plague Her Majesty's voyage with lightning bolts and storms at sea."
Claire
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Published in the Los Angeles Times, December 1994
William F. Buckley, Jr. must know that there are many who find requiring children in public school to say, "Almighty God, we acknowledge our dependence upon thee, and we beg thy blessing upon us, our parents, our teachers and our country " unacceptable, if only because they are not sure there is a God, almighty or not, or that we are dependent upon a God, or that a God listens to prayers, or having heard prayers responds as begged rather than doing nothing or the opposite of that begged, or that such a blessing would have any effect, positive or negative - leaving aside such questions as whether the student on a given day is favorably disposed toward classmates, parents, teachers, or country, or whether government's establishing such religious beliefs is consistent with our Constitution.
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Published in the Los Angeles Times, January 2000
Now that NASA has failed twice to land an explorer on Mars, using first English and then metric units, it is time for them to use Martian units.
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Published in NY Times and International Herald Tribune
July 6, 2001
Maureen Dowd reports that President Bush said in the Jefferson Memorial, ''I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values.'' In so saying, Mr. Bush is in the great tradition of an earlier leader, Louis XIV: ''L'état, c'est moi.''
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February 12, 2007
RE: U.S. makes case that Iran arms flow into Iraq
It sounds as if any Iranians bringing weapons into Iraq are illegal immigrants, in which case we should bring to bear the expertise we have developed in stopping such illegal entry at the Mexican border, including the volunteer vigilantes.
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May 28, 2007
Animal lovers everywhere were much heartened when the last two great races, the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness, were won by horses, but their hopes for a triple crown were dashed today when a horseless buggy won the Indianapolis 500.
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June 2007
Re: "Investment house to buy Hilton Hotels":
Will the sale of Hilton Hotels include everything, or will the Hilton family still be able to say, "We'll always have Paris"?
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Published in the LA Times 2008
We can be very pleased that a study shows that 50 years after Buckley's God and Man at Yale, spiritual elements are still not included in college courses, while students are still able to go to church, join religious clubs, and take courses in the history of religion and ethics, and philosophy.
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November 14, 2009
Re: The mission that plunged a rocket into the moon's surface last month detected about 25 gallons of water in the form of vapor and ice -- enough to inspire hope for a lunar colony.
As we start thinking about distinguished Americans who should be given the honor of inhabiting our first moon colony, names that suggest themselves include Chief Republican Rush Limbaugh, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, House Minority Leader John Boehner, and, to provide them with daily truth, the staff of Fox News.
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December 19, 2009
Re: Yes, Virginia... (Patt Morrison, page A-39 today)
When Groucho explained to Chico that a clause in a contract rendering it void if either party was adjudged insane was a standard "sanity clause", Chico replied, "You can't fool me, there's no Sanity Clause". What a fine Christmas gesture it would be if Chief Justice Roberts sent the message, "Yes, Chico, there is a Sanity Clause".
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February 6, 2010
I am too old to test reader Ira Wieder's prediction that it would take almost 32 years of spending a dollar a second to spend a billion dollars, but my two granddaughters have each volunteered to try this out with your support over the next three decades.
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February 7, 2010
Re: South African President Apologizes for Illegitimate Child...Mr. Zuma, a Zulu traditionalist who practices polygamy and currently has 20 children, including the child he fathered with another woman..
President Zuma is indeed a traditionalist, in a broader context: my great grandfather Sir John Charles Molteno, first prime minister of the British Cape Colony and thus a founding father of the country of South Africa, also sired 19 legitimate children (no others).
[see Life Story chapter on Molteno heritage]
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Thu, Jan 7, 2010 at 1:09 AM
It is very confusing to read, in the Times' review of Alan Alda's TV show "The Human Spark", of the historical "gradual replacement of Neanderthals by modern humans", when we are faced every day with the primitive antics of teabaggers and other Republican attackers.
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May 7, 2010
Re: Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans
We Democrats, who have increasingly wondered if Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and his fellow Republicans can really belong to the same species as we, now have our answer: Republicans are human beings with a preponderance of Neanderthal genes.
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June 15, 2010
Re: Ernest Fleischmann dies at 85; manager who guided Los Angeles Philharmonic's transformation
I have a very pleasant memory of Ernest Fleischmann: After a public program at the Getty Museum relating to the history of the Walt Disney Concert Hall, I approached Fleischmann on the stage and told him I had been seeking architectural precedents for Frank Gehry's unusual design of the Disney and had found only the weird buildings in the 1919 German movie The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari; Fleischman smiled and shook my hand when I proposed that the Disney be nicknamed The Cabinet of Dr. CaliGehry.
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January 13, 2007
Letters to the Editor Los Angeles Times Re: Prince Harry restores the mantle of correct royal behavior in choosing to put himself in harm's way in Iraq President Bush's daughters Jenna and Barbara could establish the mantle of correct presidential behavior, if they too, unlike their father and Vice President Cheney in their time, responded to President Bush's call for sacrifice by placing themselves in harm's way in the Bush-Cheney mess in Iraq.
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