John had to wear khaki color pants as part of his uniform I think when he worked at Walmart.  Well John wasn't the neatest guy in the world and he left his pants on the floor in his bedroom.  We had a cat named Twilight that was getting old and on occasion would pee on the floor.  One day she got those pants and John getting up just with enough time to get dressed and out the door had no time to wash his work pants.  So John whose waist was a 32 decided I will wear my father's pants to work instead.  His father waist was about a 45.  John must got a lot of laughs at work that day but he never let on that he was embarassed or it even bothered him.