ATTENTION EVERYBODY - I NEED HELP! July 13, 2003

Shared by Carlene Orloff on March 22, 2011

SOMETHING GOT LOST ! !


  LAST NIGHT I LAYED DOWN ON MY BED AND LOOKED UP
  AT THE STARS AND I THOUGHT - WHERE THE HELL IS
  MY CEILING !


  PLEASE KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR ME -=- LOVE DAD

SOAKING WET WEENER BABY: May 24, 2001

Shared by Carlene Orloff on February 3, 2011

SOON AS I SEE A SALE ON TOWELS I'LL PICK UP SOME FOR YOU
AND MAIL THEM RIGHT AWAY.


EITHER THAT OR I'LL GET YOU A GALLON OF DUCK OIL THAT YOU
CAN POUR OVER YOURSELF SO YOU CAN PADDLE EVERYWHERE.
GOOD GOD YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH RAIN TO LAST FOR A YEAR,
NO WONDER YOU HAVE SO MANY MOSQUITOS. THEY MUST GET AS
BIG AS BUMBLE BEES. "OUCH. OUCH"  HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR A
LONG MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND. MOM AND DAD WILL BE AT HOME
NO TRAVEL ON MEMORIAL OR LABOR DAY FOR US. TO SCARY OUT
THERE IN TRAFFIC GRID FREEWAYS. IS STEPHY HAPPY IN HER NEW APARTMENT?


TELL MICHAEL I'M READY TO BE A GREAT GRANDFATHER AGAIN
WHEN EVER HE WANTS TO GET STARTED HE HAS THE GREEN LIGHT
FROM CALIFORNIA. I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR MY WEENER BABY
TO BECOME A GRANDMOTHER. ITS A THRILL THAT LASTS A LIFE
TIME FOR YOU.


HOPE THE RAIN EASES UP FOR YOUR HOLIDAY. TELL GARY I SAY
HI-LO! TELL CHRIS AND TRAVIS THAT WE SAID HI-LO TO THEM ALSO.
GOT TO GO NOW, SO SMILE AND I'LL SMILE WITH YOU!
###################DAD#####################

Email sent October 11, 2001

Shared by Carlene Orloff on January 26, 2011

I COULD GO ON ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU-BUT I ALREADY KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T ENOUGH SPACE IN YOUR COMPUTOR TO GET IT ALL SAID. SO I'LL JUST SAY I LOVES YA!*********DAD

Email sent from Dad on May 9th, 2002

Shared by Carlene Orloff on January 25, 2011

HAVE YOU SEEN IT? IS IT SLEEPING?     

IS IT ON VACATION? IS IT OUT TO DINNER?
IS IT  STILL THE SAME COLOR?
IS IT EVER COMING BACK TO SEE US?
IS IT GOING TO THE POTTY?
IF YOU FIND IT-TELL IT I'M LONELY
AND THAT WE ARE HAVING HAMBURGER HELPER FOR DINNER
 

Email from Dad June 10th, 2003

Shared by Carlene Orloff on January 23, 2011

"IN GOD WE TRUST"

IT IS SAID THAT 86% OF AMERICANS BELIEVE IN GOD.
THERFORE I HAVE A VERY HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING
WHY THERE IS SUCH A MESS ABOUT HAVING "IN GOD WE TRUST" ON OUR MONEY AND HAVING GOD IN THE
PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE.
WHY DON'T WE JUST TELL THE 14% TO SIT DOWN AND
SHUT UP!!
IF YOU AGREE, PASS THIS ON - - IF NOT, DELETE -=-

Email from dad July 16, 2003

Shared by Carlene Orloff on January 23, 2011

NO MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER:
ONLY WITH THE HELP OF YOUR MOM - DID I CREATE
EIGHT MASTERPIECES - THEY WILL LAST FOREVER
                  LOVE DADDY

"LOVE" email from Dad July 6, 2003

Shared by Carlene Orloff on January 23, 2011

YOU BETCHA I  NOSE HOO LOVE MEOW -
I STINK IT MUST BEE MY DEBBIE
IT MUST BEE MY VICKYYYYY
IT MUST BEE MY WEINER KLUTZ
IT MUST BEE MY BLONDEY LORI
IT MUST BEE MY SANDY BABY
IT MUST BEE MY ROXANNEY GIRL
IT MUST BEE MY DAVY - SON

 

LOOKY ALL THEM BEES AND NO BODY STUNG ME
  YOU BETCHA I KNOW WHO LOVES ME 

The Casino Run

Shared by Carlene Orloff on January 23, 2011

Mom came out to stay with Gary & I for 1 week while she would be examed by my doctors and I would get all the blood work and EKG's etc done for her. One day while Gary was at work I looked at Mom and said "Hey mom want to hit the casino?" I will never forget the look in her eyes. So we jumped in the car and drove to the casino. She sat there playing and talking to the machne and would clap and say little words here and there while I played it was so much fun. After a couple of hours we headed home. Got home before Gary did. Well Gary gets home and to my surprise says to Mom and me "Anyone want to go to the casino?" Mom & I looked at one another giggling and we both said "We would love to." He never knew we were already there. We went back down and we called that a "double dipping Casino day!"

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