The Company Car
February 17, 2021
After hearing Uncle Larry's stories and jokes for years, I felt satisfied that I'd heard them all. It was not until a November 2019 visit to our home that this one came out.
Grandpa Sharpf had a service station in Peru,Indiana. The entire family participated in the work effort. One Sunday Grandma and Grandpa went to Church. That left Larry and Allen in charge of the business. Explicit instructions were given as to what needed to be done on this particular Sunday.
The Note Said...
1. Clean and wash all service bays.
2. Restock and clean bathrooms.
3. Sweep entire front of the station and empty all garbage cans.
4. Go over to Eikenberry* and get "The Company Car" for it will need to be detailed from top to bottom, stem to stern. Do this IMMEDIATELY as they have a pick-up at 2:00.
So Larry scurried over to Eikenberry and picked up the vehicle. He was back at a moments notice. The third employee* was running late for his shift this particular morning. So Larry and Allen started the job. Scrubbing, polishing, dusting and cleaning they did. The third worker* showed up and all that was left was to vacuum the "car". Larry looked at Allen and said follow my lead... They told the new guy* they'd been toiling for hours (probably 30 minutes) and could he finish. Sure, he replied. Larry had told Allen to get in the back....and here...cover yourself with this sheet. He did. So newbie* opened that huge back door of the "CompanyCar" and climbed in with the hose to start vacuuming. A few moments later Allen reached out from under the sheet and grabbed the guys arm. Seconds later they saw him running down Broadway St. screaming. He hasn't been seen since.
Upon returning from Church Grandpa asked......How'd it go? Great Dad....great! Grandpa looked around and said.... Hey??? Where's (so and so)*? Oh! Larry piped up....he never came in....
A few footnotes.....the other employees' name has been withheld as everyone is sure he's STILL in shock.
Eikenberry was the local Funeral Home
Grandpa Sharpf had a service station in Peru,Indiana. The entire family participated in the work effort. One Sunday Grandma and Grandpa went to Church. That left Larry and Allen in charge of the business. Explicit instructions were given as to what needed to be done on this particular Sunday.
The Note Said...
1. Clean and wash all service bays.
2. Restock and clean bathrooms.
3. Sweep entire front of the station and empty all garbage cans.
4. Go over to Eikenberry* and get "The Company Car" for it will need to be detailed from top to bottom, stem to stern. Do this IMMEDIATELY as they have a pick-up at 2:00.
So Larry scurried over to Eikenberry and picked up the vehicle. He was back at a moments notice. The third employee* was running late for his shift this particular morning. So Larry and Allen started the job. Scrubbing, polishing, dusting and cleaning they did. The third worker* showed up and all that was left was to vacuum the "car". Larry looked at Allen and said follow my lead... They told the new guy* they'd been toiling for hours (probably 30 minutes) and could he finish. Sure, he replied. Larry had told Allen to get in the back....and here...cover yourself with this sheet. He did. So newbie* opened that huge back door of the "CompanyCar" and climbed in with the hose to start vacuuming. A few moments later Allen reached out from under the sheet and grabbed the guys arm. Seconds later they saw him running down Broadway St. screaming. He hasn't been seen since.
Upon returning from Church Grandpa asked......How'd it go? Great Dad....great! Grandpa looked around and said.... Hey??? Where's (so and so)*? Oh! Larry piped up....he never came in....
A few footnotes.....the other employees' name has been withheld as everyone is sure he's STILL in shock.
Eikenberry was the local Funeral Home