It had to be 1995 or 96, Lori and I had all 3 kids out at Wal-Mart (their favorite place). We were on our way home in my Blazer, with the windows down and a swarm of  birds flew right in front of the car. One bounched of the windsheid frame and I felt it hit my shoulder. I screamed at Lori "I think a bird just came in the window, check the kids!".... Well she thinks this is hysterical, but she looks back and says she didn't see anything. Mean while I'm freaking out cause I think this injured bird is going to peck the eyes out of one kid, if not all three. I couldn't pull over just anywhere on the Kingwood Pike but I knew the church was around the corner.

I said "Just keep watching cause I know one got in, cause it hit my shoulder!"  She is laughing so hard and I'm kinda getting aggervated because shes not believing me that the kids are in danger.


What seems like an eternity... really just like one minute we arrived at the church. I opened and jumped out the door, Lori's laughing her butt off even harder than what she was. I glance at her like she's insane, because I'm trying to save Cody, Jenna and Jadies eyeballs. By this time, I already have the seat flipped up and looking for said bird. The kids looked fine, but no bird.


Lori is still losing it, grabbing her hoohaaa cause she now has to pee from laughing so hard. She is still unable to talk! I finally flipped the seat back and there it was...... the bird....... dead....... I had been sitting on it the whole time.


I was so relieved that It didn't get the kids eyes! But then thats when I lost it! I couldn't figure out how it ended up under my butt. We were both laughing so hard, I couldn't breath. It actually came to a time that we both pulled our pants down and started peeing.... right there.... infront of God and all the pikers going up and down the road.

I miss those days. And God do I miss her.