A joke from Mo's book of jokes:

Shared by Alex Early on September 9, 2016

I'm so old that when I go into a restaurant and ask for a three minute egg, they ask for a deposit.

- Mo Schneider 

A joke from Mo's book of jokes:

Shared by Alex Early on September 9, 2016

My wife was so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and was in the place for TWO HOURS.

That's just for an estimate.

- Mo Schneider 

A joke from Mo's book of jokes:

Shared by Alex Early on September 9, 2016

Two elderly women are in the car; Becky is driving and Sadie is sitting next to her. Becky goes through a red light. Being the lady that Sadie is, she doesn't say anything. Becky shoots straight through another red light. Still Sadie doesn't say anything. Finally, Becky drives through a third red light, so Sadie turns and says to her "Becky... you just went through three red lights?!". Becky turns to Sadie and says in her yiddish accent "oh... am I driving?"

- Mo Schneider 

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