A joke from Mo's book of jokes:
September 9, 2016
by Alex Early
I'm so old that when I go into a restaurant and ask for a three minute egg, they ask for a deposit.
- Mo Schneider
A joke from Mo's book of jokes:
September 9, 2016
by Alex Early
My wife was so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and was in the place for TWO HOURS.
That's just for an estimate.
- Mo Schneider
A joke from Mo's book of jokes:
September 9, 2016
by Alex Early
Two elderly women are in the car; Becky is driving and Sadie is sitting next to her. Becky goes through a red light. Being the lady that Sadie is, she doesn't say anything. Becky shoots straight through another red light. Still Sadie doesn't say anything. Finally, Becky drives through a third red light, so Sadie turns and says to her "Becky... you just went through three red lights?!". Becky turns to Sadie and says in her yiddish accent "oh... am I driving?"
- Mo Schneider