One amuzing story that comes to mind is the time my Mom disappeared!
We had gone to the barn to feed the horses one evening, at the time she had a short fence up to keep her poodles away from the road. To get to the barn we would take a short cut and just step over the fence. Well that night we were coming back in from doing chores, she was ahead of me, and as she stepped over the fence she just disappeared!! I soon found out what was wrong even though I was scared to death for about 15 seconds! She had stepped on the top of their septic tank when she went over the fence and the top had rusted thru and there she sat on the ground with her feet dangling down into the tank side!! After I gained my composure and stopped laughing, I helped her up. She promptly went in the house and called my Dad at work. Now those of you who knew my Mom for any lenghth of time know right now before I go any farther that this conversation was anything but pleasant! After she had told Dad about what happened he very calmly, again if you know Dad you will appreciate this more, He ask her if she had cleaned it while she was there. This ended in some words that I do not dare type on this page but I'm sure you can fill in the blanks.