Rab, forever our idiot! Over.
March 17, 2021
Where to start with memories of Rab! The first time I met him properly was in his garden in Radway, wearing the most horrific red Hawaiian shirt, beige shorts, socks and sandals! Apparently this was known as his bbq outfit! Just wow! He gave me a handful of peanut M&Ms.. such an odd man!
Christmas meals! He never failed to make the night fun! Even when he attempted to give me a science lesson all about gravity and why we don’t fall off the earth if we are stood at the North Pole! Only Rab would ever understand my world theory! He had diagrams on napkins and all sorts! On Remembrance Day 2019 he taught my son Jacob how to March like a real soldier! He inspired Jacob and he now does Beavers! The way Rab stood for his 2 minute silence was just breathtaking. You couldn’t ask for a prouder man! During lockdown, I turned into Rabs adoptive mum ensuring he had lunch every weekend! Only because he conveniently turned up at our house after his date with the washing machine for a hot cheese baguette! He would alway repay us with a can, sometimes even a crate of Diet Pepsi! He taught Josie, my daughter how to rub her tummy and tap her head! What a talent! His useless facts were always so funny! And really bad! Rab would always sit outside our house, in his car and use our WiFi! Rab never failed to make us laugh! He is such a loved man from all of my family, he was the idiot who works in B&Q! Our idiot forever! RIP Rab! Over.
Christmas meals! He never failed to make the night fun! Even when he attempted to give me a science lesson all about gravity and why we don’t fall off the earth if we are stood at the North Pole! Only Rab would ever understand my world theory! He had diagrams on napkins and all sorts! On Remembrance Day 2019 he taught my son Jacob how to March like a real soldier! He inspired Jacob and he now does Beavers! The way Rab stood for his 2 minute silence was just breathtaking. You couldn’t ask for a prouder man! During lockdown, I turned into Rabs adoptive mum ensuring he had lunch every weekend! Only because he conveniently turned up at our house after his date with the washing machine for a hot cheese baguette! He would alway repay us with a can, sometimes even a crate of Diet Pepsi! He taught Josie, my daughter how to rub her tummy and tap her head! What a talent! His useless facts were always so funny! And really bad! Rab would always sit outside our house, in his car and use our WiFi! Rab never failed to make us laugh! He is such a loved man from all of my family, he was the idiot who works in B&Q! Our idiot forever! RIP Rab! Over.