How I met Rita
After I was discharged from the Marines in 1984. I was walking back to Wisconsin. I stopped in this small coal mining town in Southern West Virginia. There was a Bar in the side of the mountain called the Underground. I had to go in. I walked in & scoped the place out. I seen a Young Lady sitting in the corner. So I ordered a shot of Jack & a beer. After I was done with that, I walked over to Her & said, "Excuse me Miss, What type of hair-do do Ya call that?" She said "The Rita Whip." So I found out what Her name was. We commenced to drinking. A 5' 2" Kentucky Redhead drank me under the table. So I married Her.