Many of you may know…… and some not….. that Bob would moonlight during the holidays as Santa for upscale holiday parties, corporate events and even Mall gigs on occasion.   This is one of those stories………….

Bob got an emergency call from his booking agent that Santa wasn’t needed this weekend…..but Frosty the Snowman was. Bob said “what the heck…..I can be Santa, I can surely be Frosty”. He picked up the costume and headed to the mall where the organizers had brought down a truck load of snow for the event. At the mall …….in his car he struggled to get in the costume. And struggled  out of the car put on the bulb-like “Jack in the Box”  head. He made his way to the manmade snow field and started greeting the young kids…….the small kids and their parents were all thrilled to see him……so where the “mall-rat” teenagers who promptly started to launch snowballs at Frosty.

The ice chunks were hitting Frosty’s head and melting…… making it harder to see and breathe. The mesh screen to look out of was getting wet and holes clogging with snow. The suit was heating up inside and so was he………he tried to keep his composure making light of it for the young kids and parents……..it continued for some time with the teens laughing and throwing………finally Frosty picked up one of the snowballs at fired it back at the “mall-rats” hitting one square in the nose and blooding it…….in the large Bobs voice he uddered to all the derilics……..DONT FUCK WITH FROSTY!   

The parents started a huge applause and Frosty went back to work.