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Volpe-isms
Bob had a way of saying things that no list will ever be able to capture. His mastery American language, his timing and delivery were an envy of all of who knew him. Even though his comments were aimed directly at many of the contributors to this list, we all knew where Bob' s heart was .....so...
Pay Attention!
He has the warmth and fuzziness of an unflushed toilet!
Rock bass!!!
Whadda doin' old guy!
You loafin?
Quit loafin!
Get off my phone and get movin!
What are you doing you old horse?
He's enough to make a glass cry!
If I had a face like that I would have if circumcised!
Hey, I got some chimpanzee that wants that Bronx load....hook him up!
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!
You and me are going fishing this Saturday.....You're so ****** ugly all we gotta do is stick your face in the water and the fish will jump in the boat to get away!
What's up knuckledragger!
Jesus Christ, how can you type with those bread sticks!
He's uglier than a bag full of ***holes!
Ya old dog!
Quit screwing around and get movin!
Snap it off him or I will!
Quit screwing around and get moving!
I'm the Admiral so get rowing!
Hey that's nice hair do.....Do you stick your head in a snow blower to get that look?
Hey FNG you doin alright over there?
Hey Skippy
Hey zipper head what the hell are ya calling me for?
You look like you could afford to skip a meal!
Cmon, you ain't doin nothin
Let me try one of those sausages....wait.....those are your fingers!
Head to the junk yard
Drove the roller skate today
Keep it up we need a designated Bronx runner
Quit your loafing, loafer Get out there and make people mad at you
Get off my phone...you're running your lip like a tobacco auctioneer
Its your birthda? Let me sing you a hymm, hymm hymm....****himm
Hey Setter! ... Oh nevermind....I'll just go **** off
Geeez! You need Hamburger Helper with that face!
God bless America!
Hang up on me....I gotta go to sleep now!
Courtesy of the employees of Transport America.
The area Bob, Kent Rigdon, Bob Turkowski and others in Bloomington was known as "THE SNAKEPIT". Who names their work area?
Bass Story
On one of our fishing trips we had just landed our boat on the island on which we were going to camp for the weekend. I had climbed out of our boat to pull it on shore when I looked over at Volpe whom had just landed his boat near us. He grabs his fishing pole right away and turns to his right. There is a large tree stump hanging 2 feet out of the water. He says "If I were a fish I would live right there!" and casts his line out and hooks into a bass. We were amazed. He takes the bass off and throws it back. He then states "If I was that fishes brother I would live right there as well" and casts his line again and shit you not he caught a second bass. We once again were all astonished. So of course he says "I wonder if his sister is home" and casts a 3rd time, However she was not home.