Dear Kreso, 

I don't really know how to tell you this but I'm joining the convent. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg in your apartment and I saw you carve your initials into your 'My Little Pony' collection. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your love letters to me to, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and your cucumber fetishism is weird.


Warm tingly sensations, 


Teewa (= 







Here's how you do it
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1.). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
then tag 10 people

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend/husband
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you


11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
tea – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Beer - I love Oprah Winfrey
Whiskey – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

Where is your cell phone? 
bag 

Your hair? 
fluffy 

Your mother? 
upstairs 

Your father? 
livingroom 

Your favorite thing? 
food 

Your dream last night? 
lost 

Your favorite drink? 
sugary 

Your dream/goal? 
lawyer 

What room are you in? 
dining 

Your hobby? 
art 

Your fear? 
death 

Where do you want to be in 6 years? 
L.A 

Where were you last night? 
home 

Something that you aren't? 
french 

Muffins? 
tasty 

Wish list item? 
shoes 

Last thing you did? 
read 

What are you wearing? 
clothes! 

TV? 
BIG 

Your pets? 
dead :S 

Friends? 
superduperlicious 

Your life? 
life 

Your mood? 
frustrated 

Missing someone? 
yep 

Drinking? 
air 

Your car? 
golden 

Something you're not wearing? 
killah-shades 

Your favorite store? 
E-xclusive 

Your favorite color? 
PINK 

When is the last time you cried? 
dunno. 

Who will resend this? 
person 

Where do you go to over and over? 
kitchen 

Five people who email me regularly? 
helen.katie.(no one else) 

My favorite place to eat? 
thaï 

Favorite place I'd like to be at right now? 
BARCELONA 

Four people I think will respond: 
person1,2,3,and4

It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name : Teewa 

2. A four Letter Word : Talk 

3. A boy's Name : Tommy 

4. A girl's Name : Tiya 

5. An occupation : Therapist 

6. A color : Turquoise 

7. Something you'll wear : Tank Top 

9. A food : Tootsie Roll 

10. Something found in the bathroom: Towel 

11. A place : Tahiti 

12. A reason for being late : Traffic 

13. Something you'd shout : u>"Talk to the hand!" 

14. A movie title : Terminator I 

15. Something you drink : Tequila 

16. A musical group : T2 

17. An animal : Tiger 

18. A street name : Third Street 

19. A type of car : Toyota 

20. The title of a song : Tamborine

You can only answer Yes or No! 
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks! 
Copy& paste in your notes....delete my answers first! Repost this on your page 
Don't lie and don't be scared! 
Tag your friends! 

Here we go!! 

1. Kissed someone on my friend's list? yepp. 

2. Danced in front of your mirror naked? uhh no buddy. 

3. Ever told a lie? yup 

4. Tripped on mushrooms? never 

5. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yup 

6. Been arrested? nah 

7. Kissed a picture? pssshhhh no 

8. Slept till 5pm? yeah :) 

9. Had sex at work? nahhhh 

10. Fallen asleep at work? does school count, yess 

11. Had an actual snake? AGHHH NOOOOO 

12. Ran a red light? yes 

13. Been suspended from school? HELL NO 

14. Totalled a car/motorcycle in an accident? no 

15. Been fired from a job? no.. 

16. Sang karaoke? yeahh 

17. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? YAHHH.. 

18. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? YES 

19. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yeh 

20. Kissed in the rain? no 

21. Sang in the shower? yahhh 

22. Sat on a roof top? I think so... 

23. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? hahaha. no 

24. Broken a bone? nope 

25. Shaved your head? nooooooooooooo 

26. Slept naked? nooooo... 

27. Blacked out after drinking? NO!!!!! 

28. Played a prank on someone? SO MANY TIMES! yess 

29. Had a gym membership? nope 

30. Felt like killing someone? a few times. yess 

31. Made your Partner cry? never :) 

32. Had sex more than 9 times in one day? no. 

33. Had sex with two or more different people in one day? no. 

34. Had Mexican jumping beans as pets? uhh no buddy. 

35. Been in a band? nope 

36. Shot a gun? nope 

37. Played strip poker? yep 

38. Donated blood? eww no 

39. Video taped you having sex? NOOOOOO. 

40. Have a tattoo? defo NO! 

41. Any piercings, other than ears? nope 

42. In love with someone now? nope

YOUR BOY SIDE—- 
[x] You love hoodies. 

[x] You love jeans. 

[x] Dogs are better than cats. 

[x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt. 

[ ] Shopping is torture . 

[x] Sad movies suck. 

[x] You own a car racing game 

[x] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid. 

[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. 

[x] You own a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega. 

[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. 

[x] You have watched sports on TV 

[ ] Gory movies are cool. 

[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps. 

[ ] You used to collect hockey cards 

[x] baggy sweats are cool to wear. 

[ ] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. 

[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. 

[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. 

[x] Sports are fun 

[ ] You talk with food in your mouth. 

[ ] You sleep with your socks on at night. 



—-YOUR GIRL SIDE—- 
[x] You love to shop 

[x] You wear eyeliner 

[x] You wear the color pink. 

[x] You go to your mom to talk. 

[x] You consider cheerleading a sport. 

[ ] You hate wearing the color black. 

[x] You like going to the mall with friends. 

[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures 

[x] You like wearing jewelry. 

[ ] You cried watching The Notebook 

[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. 

[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. 

[x] You don’t like the movie Star Wars 

[x] You are/were in gymnastics 

[ ] It takes you around one hour to shower 

[x] You smile a lot more than you should. 

[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. 

[x] You care about what you look like. 

[x] You like wearing dresses when you can. 

[x] You like wearing high heel shoes. 

[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid. 

[x] You like putting make-up on others. 

[ ] You like being the star of everything. 

[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors. 




Appearance • 

[ ] I am shorter than 5′5″. 

[x] I have many scars. 

[ ] I tan/ burn easily. 

[ ] I wish my hair was a different color. 

[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. 

[ ] I have a tattoo. 

[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. 

[x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. 

[ ] I have more than two piercings. 

[ ] I have / had piercings in places besides my ears. 



• Embarrassment • 

[x] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation. 

[x] some Disney movies still make me cry. 

[x] I’ve snorted while laughing. 

[x] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. 

[x] I’ve glued my hand to something. 

[x] I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose. 

[x] I’ve had my pants rip in public. 




• Health • 

[ ] I’ve gotten stitches. 

[ ] Broken a bone. 

[ ] I’ve had my tonsils removed. 

[ ] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend. 

[ ] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. 

[ ] I’ve had serious surgery. 

[x] I’ve had chicken pox. 




• Traveling • 

[x] I’ve driven / riden over 200 miles in one day. 

[x] I’ve been on a plane. 

[ ] I’ve been to Canada. 

[ ] I’ve been to Cuba. 

[ ] I’ve been to Niagara Falls. 

[ ] I’ve been to Ottawa. 

[ ] I’ve gone to Sudbury. 

[ ] I’ve been to the Caribbean. 

[x] I’ve been to Europe. 

[ ] I’ve been to Florida. 



• Experiences • 

[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city. 

[x] I’ve seen a shooting star. 

[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star. 

[ ] I’ve seen a meteor shower. 

[ ] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 

[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. 

[ ] I’ve been to a casino. 

[ ] I’ve been skydiving. 

[ ] I’ve gone skinny-dipping. 

[x] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. 

[ ] I’ve crashed a car. 

[x] I’ve been skiing. 

[ ] I’ve been in a musical. 

[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue 

[ ] I’ve seen the Northern Lights. 

[ ] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night. 

[x] I’ve played a prank on someone. 

[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi. 

[ ] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. 

[x] I’ve eaten Sushi. 

[x] I’ve been snowboarding. 

• Honesty / Crime • 

[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. 

[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. 

[ ] I’ve snuck out. 

[ ] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am. 

[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game. 

[ ] I’ve ran a red light. 

[x] I’ve witnessed a crime. 

[ ] I’ve been in a fist fight. 

[ ] I’ve been arrested. 



• Death and Suicide • 

[x] I’m afraid of dying. 

[x] I hate funerals. 

[x] I’ve seen someone / something dying. 

[ ] Someone close to me has attempted / committed suicide. 

[ ] I’ve planned my own suicide before. 

[ ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself. 



• Materialism • 

[x] I own over 5 rap CD’s. 

[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime / manga. 

[x] I own designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. 

[ ] I own something from Pac Sun. 

[ ] I collected comic books. 

[x] I own something from The Gap. 

[ ] I own something I got on E-Bay. 

[NEVER] I own something from Abercrombie 


• Random • 

[x] I can sing okay... 

[WTF] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. 

[ ] I open up to others easily. 

[x] I like to rant a lot. 

[x] I watch the news. 

[x] I don’t kill bugs. 

[x] I sing in the shower. 

[ ] I am a morning person 

[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. 

[ ] I am a sports fanatic. 

[ ] I twirl my hair. 

[x] I care about grammar. (depends in what) 

[ ] I have “x”’s in my screen name. 

[ ] I love spam. 

[ ] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day. 

[x] I bake well. 

[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange 

[ ] I would wear pajamas to school. 

[ ] I like Martha Stewart. 

[ ] I know how to shoot a gun. 

[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. 

[ ] I eat fast food weekly. 

[ ] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. 

[x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room. 

[x] I am really ticklish. 

[x] I like white chocolate. 

[x] I bite my nails. (i used to... but im trying to stop the habit XD) 

[x] I’m good at remembering faces. 

[x] I’m good at remembering names. 

[ ] I’m good at remembering dates. 

[x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (i have a...general idea...) 

[x] All my answers were totally honest

If you get more than 30, get some counseling. 
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid. 
If you get 11-20, you are normal. 
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless. 
People who don’t have any are full of crap. 
Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia. 


I fear ... 
[ ] the dark 
[x] staying single forever 
[ ] being a parent 
[ ] being myself in front of others 
[ ] open spaces 
[x] closed spaces 
[ ] heights 
[ ] Dogs 
[ ] birds 
[x] fish 
[x] spiders 
[ ] flowers or other plants 
Total so far: 4 

[ ] being touched 
[ ] fire 
[x] deep deep water 
[x] snakes 
[ ] silk (why would you be scared of silk?!) 
[ ] the ocean 
[x] failure 
[ ] success (also makes no sense...) 
[ ] thunder/lightning 
[x] frogs/toads 
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad 
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom 
[x] rats 
[x] jumping from high places 
[ ] snow 
Total so far: 10 

[ ] rain 
[ ] wind 
[x] crossing hanging bridges 
[x] death 
[ ] heaven 
[ ] being robbed/mugged 
[x] falling 
[ ] clowns 
[ ] dolls 
[ ] large crowds of people 
[ ] men 
[ ] women 
[ ] having great responsibilities 
[ ] doctors 
[x] tornadoes 
Total so far: 14 

[x] hurricanes 
[x] incurable diseases 
[x] sharks (even though I swam with some once. uuuurgh) 
[ ] Friday the 13th 
[x] scary movies 
[ ] poverty 
[ ] Halloween 
[ ] school 
[ ] trains 
[ ] odd numbers 
[ ] even numbers 
[ ] being alone 
[x] becoming blind 
[x] becoming deaf 
[ ] growing up 
Total so far: 20 

[ ] creepy noises in the night 
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals 
[ ] needles 
[ ] blood 

Grand Total: 20 

Now re-post with: 
“I'm afraid of __ out of 61 common fears" 

Now tag ten people and let them fill out the note, 
see what they are scared of. 

Put your ipod on shuffle and type in the song name as the answer. 



My friends see me as: All I Do

My make-out song is: Can't Believe It

My day will be like: Chilosa

I’ll have a good day if I can just hear: Best I Ever Had

Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say: Come To Me

My message to the world has always been : C'est Chaud Sa Brule 

Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include: Lonley

My best friend is like: Back It Up

My alter-ego is: Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have With Out Taking Her Clothes Off

Right now, I feel: With Love

My innermost desire is: Video Phone

What makes me happy is: Signs 

My birth was like: Take That Money

My theme song: Get Money, Stay Fly

My deepest secret is: Baby Boy

If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: Smooth Criminal

My favorite thing to do is: Stick With You

The story of my life is: Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

At my funeral they’ll play: So Fresh So Clean

When I’m drunk I say: Ching-A-Ling

Behind my back, my friends think I’m: Here In Your Arms

If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: M.V.P

When I’m in the shower, I sing: Fantasy

My love of life was inspired by the song: It's Going Down

High school was like: Yes 

My family is described by the song: Always Be My Baby

How will you die?: Womanizer

To cheer myself up I: Wait (The Whisper Song)

You may write me down in history with your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt but still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? 'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells pumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns, with the certainty of tides, just like hopes springing high, still I'll rise. Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered eyes? Shoulders falling down like teardrops. Weakened by my soulful cries. Does my haughtiness offend you? Don't you take it awful hard 'cause I laugh like I've got gold mines diggin' in my own back yard. You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise. Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise that I dance like I've got diamonds at the meeting of my thighs? Out of the huts of history's shame I rise up from a past that's rooted in pain I rise I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide, welling and swelling I bear in the tide. leaving behind nights of terror and fear I rise Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear I rise bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave, I am the dream and the hope of the slave. I rise I rise I rise.

- Maya Angelou

A Note posted by Tiwa on FB.....

"Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then it subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. because this is what love is. Love is not breathless, it is not excitement it is not the prolongation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left behind when being in love has burned away and it is both an art and a fortunate accident."
- St. Augustine