A few years ago, while Tyler was still in highschool, my mom accidentally bought one ply toilet paper. This was a major mistake. She rectified this by buying three ply at Costco, but forgot to tell us this news. Poor Tyler went to use the restroom and found that there was no longer any toilet paper in our bathroom, so he asked me to get him some. Since I didn't have any clue we had the good stuff, I innocently passed him the shitty shit sheets, as he called them. Just after he used them, Mom calls out that we have the good ones in her bedroom. Tyler stuck his head out of the bathroom door with the most disgusted face I had ever seen and exclaimed, "You LIED to me! Now my ass is on FIRE!"
  We all laughed so hard we about wet ourselves. He was so disgruntled. I miss you Tyler, and all the laughs we could have had. I love you shield-brother.