Walking Farts
September 10, 2017
by Ashley Smith
Memaw hated when anyone would pass gas she absolutely thought it was nasty one day we were staying in the hotel together and my husband (Patrick) farted so loud she says "now God Dammit that's nasty take your self to the bathroom" we were laughing so hard she proceeds to get up and walk to the bathroom and while she was walking it sounded like a motor boat was starting she would say excuse me every time she would pass gasĀ