Lacey's Archive of Tweets
Lacey's own words/tweets (www.twitter.com/laceyeh):
Love/Sex:
22/04/2010 - Ex-boyfriend: You suck. Me: Well, yes...I do. I also swallow. #ohsnap!
23/05/2010 - life is so much better after sex
24/05/2010 - im gonna live free wit my legs spread open, my heart closed. fuck love. wait no fuck me pleaase?
05/06/2010 - not quite sure where my panties are....if you find em you can keep theem
06/06/2010 - you want me to want you more than you want me, but i want to want you so you want what i want which is what i want you to want
06/06/2010 - off to french kiss satan. im going to hell, and im lovin it
06/062010 - THIS IS NO TIME FOR PANTS!!!1!!
18/06/2010 - aren't boobs amazing? I have an endless fascination with mine :P
18/06/2010 - God bless boobs #gutterbrain
20/06/2010 - Ripping your panties in a quickie is a good enough reason to just take the off, right? Yeah, that's what I thought. #shameless
22/06/2010 - I am officially in dirty, slutty mode....#gutterbrain wins again
23/06/2010 - Panties are overrated ;) flashing is good :P
28/06/2010 - I'm sorry, I know I'm being whiny about wanting sex. I know it seems like forever since I've had...really it's been less than 24 hrs.
10/07/2010 - girls whpo ar boys who like boys who date girls who do boys likre theyre girls who do girls like ther boys always fuck somone u reallly like
30/08/2010 - Last night you asked how many times you can have sex in a day? Answer: Not nearly enough time......:P #gutterbrain
06/09/2010 - #naked-ness #ftw :D #gutterbrain :P
06/09/2010 - DEER TIMM GUNN. YOU + ME + INVISSBLEE PANTIESS.. LET'S MAKEE IT AHPPEN. THE PPEPLE WANTSS!!
06/09/2010 - invisbble clothesss arrnt good at keeeping warrm,,,,,,,,,coooooldd!!!1 :(( saddd
27/11/2010 - I'm in love with your guitar. And your hockey stick ;) :P
28/11/2010 - One of these days, someone's gonna say I've traumatized them with all my #gutterbrain-edness. I can't wait for that day! ;) :P
27/12/2010 - I said a bang bang bangitty bang, I said a bang bang bangitty bang. Bang, bang, bangitty bang, bang, bang, bangitty bang ;P
14/01/2011 - I hate relationships. Just give me sex.
Self-Reflection:
22/05/2010 - i don't get into trouble, i'm too cute
31/05/2010 - I wish I had a nickname. Lace just makes me think about my underwear....Yes, my name is Lacey, and I wear lace-y underwear :P
18/06/2010 - im a dork and proud of it...
20/06/2010 - I am such a slut...
23/06/2010 - You say tease...I say flirt...it's all good :P
01/07/2010 - i really really realy love sex. and beer. i really really raelly love beer and sex. and canada. i love canada. i lov sex and beer and canada
02/07/2010 - As one bad influence to another, bad influences are awesome. Therefore, we're awesome, bad influence and all :P
09/07/2010 - Women aren't that complicated...you just need to pay attention #justsaying
20/07/2010 - I'm a bitch the rest of the time, yes, but not during sex.
23/07/2010 - I wanna say, I'm not a bitch, tho I am bitchy
25/07/2010 - Dude, you're awesome. Don't think or let anyone say otherwise.
30/07/2010 - I am shameless :P Lovingit!
31/07/2010 - I am what I am, and as long as I'm happy, I really don't care (: :P
23/08/2010 - #drunk-enness + #gutterbrain-ednesss = #happy Laceyy :DDD
24/08/2010 - People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals.
30/10/2010 - I find it very, very amusing that when you say #gutterbrain, you think @laceyeh. Awesometastic! :D
09/11/2010 - I am shocked, SHOCKED, that you all think I'm not a good girl. I so am! I have a shiny, golden halo :P :D
09/11/2010 - Troublemaker? Pfffft, not Lacey :D
09/11/2010 - I am the beacon of innocence. Angels wish they were like me ;) :D (with my GOLD halo :D)
09/11/2010 - Ahahahahaha, I'm sorry, I can't keep the straight face. Good girl, my butt :P
09/11/2010 - I still have a halo.....I've been told it looks really nice, resting on my devil horns :P ;)
12/11/2010 - I am sweet! Made of sugar and spice and everything nice, y'know :P
19/11/2010 - I take life with a grain of salt....and sometimes a shot of tequila and a wedge of lemon. ;P
23/11/2010 - I'm the S to the H, the I to the T and what you dont know, you just gotta believe.....
26/11/2010 - I know that I don't know what I know I don't know.
14/12/2010 - Starlight, starbright, 1st star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish I wish tonight #pleasemakeeverythingnormalagain
19/12/2010 - Baby, it's 3AM, I must be lonely...well I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes and the rain's gonna wash away what i believe in...<3
28/12/2010 - There's an imprint of a maple leaf on my heart, that's how Canadian I am :P #GoCanadaGo
02/01/2011 - Life is a bitch and death is her sister.
03/01/2011 - What is the thing that you like the most about yourself? --- I like that I am who I am, and nobody can change that :)
05/01/2011 - If you're being a dick (girls OR guys), I'll kick your ass. That's all.
09/01/2011- Yes, it's true, I'm a sucker for pet names. Babe, hon, love, darling, doesn't matter what it is, it turns me all gooey inside....*blush* :P
12/05/2011- Ha, you wish you could be as cool as me.
Alcohol/Drugs:
22/05/2010 - boys hate to lose. girls love to win. and i like drink drink drinnnnnnnk. winwinwin
06/06/2010 - men are so lucky - they can pee standing up
07/06/2010 - you are drunk when you oee clear
13/06/2010 - WERE GONNA WALK 500 MILES AND WERE GONNA WALK SOME MORE JUST SO THAT WERE GONNA BE THE ONLY ONES AT THE LIQOR STOREEE
15/06/2010 - Boss, as I limped into work: "Long, hard night, eh?" Oh boss.....you have no idea. #pain #hungover
25/06/2010 - Who was the genius who got drunk the night Before she had an 8AM meeting??? Ladies and gents, @laceyeh. Dumbass
23/07/2010 - There is no such thing as too much vodka. #lush
31/07/2010 - I'm a slutty lush. Not what parents hope their daughters to be...
23/08/2010 sobberness suckss hahaa
15/09/2010 - I can promise it won't happen again, but that would be a lie. & I hate breaking promises, so I won't.
15/09/2010 - You're just stuck w/ my drunkenness :P
24/10/2010 - I am drinking non-alcoholic beer. Tastes like piss. #waste
01/01/2011 - at bar, everone's buyng me shots....I fucking LOVE new years! And my birthdayy! And alchyl! and You!!! LOVE YOU!! and My sugarbooo! *xoxox*
Sports:
10/06/2010 - There's something about watching grown men, especially tough hockey players, cry that makes me all "awww" and hott inside.
15/06/2010 - I'm a leafs fan. I believe in impossibilities.
15/06/2010 - And I can't believe I just tweeted that. I must be more intoxicated than I thought. #cutoff
31/10/2010 - Fuck the Habs #nohabsno
31/10/2010 - Oh, Eberle. Magic hands, indeed! #lovehim #myboyfriend
17/11/2010 - So the #Leafs win....while I was at the hospital....again. Well played, Leafs, well played. #istillloveyou #evenifyouhateme #goleafsgo
23/12/2010 - Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas: PLAYOFFS!!1 #Leafs, #Raptors, #Jays, #Argos, #Marlies, #TFC. Please and thank you :)
24/12/2010 - excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm fucking you.
26/12/2010 - Give me hockey players, give me life. #love #gocanadago
Family/Friends:
15/07/2010 - Friend's 5yo son: "You're not cool, Aunt Lissey" Haha, tell me something I don't know, kid.
17/07/2010 - So you know guys w/ kids get hit on a lot? Works for girls as well. Who knew?
17/07/2010 The kid is so cute, "You can't date Aunt Lissey, SHE'S MINE!"
17/07/2010 - I don't mean to brag, but my kid is smart. Read me a book bigger than his body. #kidsitting
18/07/2010 - The kid is adorable. Said I'm a princess, and he's Superman, and he's gonna save me from all the bad men out there. Love him!
22/08/2010 - My man looks adorable in his suit! I might pass out from the #cuteness
28/12/2010 - M: Help me screw L: I'm not very good at screwing... M: I'll hold it, you screw L: Hard 'nuff M: Screw! Screw! L: Screwing! M: Screw it!
28/12/2010 - M: Too...heavy....L: Why's it wet? M: Shit. Where's a guy when you need him? L: Um....do you still want to screw? M: Shut up
28/12/2010 - Girls with tools. Fear us :P
Music:
12/09/2010 - "Then you kiss me, and suddenly I don't care anymore......give me my sin again" #nowplaying Karmina
16/09/2010 - i wanna dance, dance like it's the last, last night of my life, life....#nowplaying
20/09/2010 - "I have a history of taking off my shirt" True dat ;) :P #gutterbrain #nowplaying
22/09/2010 - i wanna be the girl all the bad guys want! #nowplaying - bowling for soup #itunesradio