Ted's Eulogy
by Mary Monroe
May 5, 2012
St.John's Church
Meire Grove, MN
Ted is the youngest in our family, and I am the oldest. I’m 12 years older, but... we’ve always felt connected. His birthday is one day before mine—he said that we Virgos have to stick together--and we tried to celebrate together every year usually at an Indian restaurant because we both love Indian food. I think mostly he liked to give me a hard time about being so old. Now he’ll never have a chance to put me in a home, the way he was always threatening to do.
Ted always said he wanted to come to his own funeral, so I know he’s here, and shaking his head, saying, "Mary, Mary, Mary..."
Ted, Lois, Pat and I discovered life in California together, and it has been an incredible adventure. Ted’s address has been our house in Los Angeles for many years and he lived with us, when he wasn’t in Alaska, or travelling, or back here in Minnesota. Most every night, he would sit in our hot tub with a cigar, looked up at the stars, contemplating life the way only Ted can do. I’m sure Maggie and Joe remember having those deep moonlight conversations with Ted. Many of you know what a philosopher and storyteller Ted was.
Ted believed life was much bigger than just this world. Ted knew there was life after death. Talking to Ted was an out-of-body experience in itself. He and I both like to stay up late at night and we had many, many conversations about, you know, "little" things like the meaning of life, death, UFOs and traveling through time. Ted always thought big. Maybe that’s why he loved Alaska so much.
Most people are happy to have a home and a family, but Ted was an international man of mystery, and he had many homes, and many families. He knew San Diego like the back of his hand. He spent a lot of time in Seattle and Los Vegas, too, and he travelled to Florida, the Ukraine and Germany. He saw the Eiffel Tower, the site of the Berlin Wall, and the Black Sea. Ted lived a big life.
Ted didn’t just make acquaintances, he made close friends wherever he went. He brought joy and laughter everywhere. He got a great sense of humor from my dad and mom. Ted was hilarious and he loved to be silly. It made you forget about your worries and not take things so seriously. That’s exactly what he wanted it to do. Like many funny people, Ted was wise, too.
We all tried to get Ted to settle down in one place—because we all wanted him to stay with us—but he wanted a bigger life than that.
Every year around New Years Eve, Ted would leave us in California and go back to Alaska—up to the Bering Strait—which is way, way at the top of the world, a place few people ever see. He loved the eagles that would land on the ship right in front of him, the beautiful remoteness of the sea, but most of all, he loved his friends. Believe it or not, Ted had his crew sing songs while they were working. It sounds like a movie, and it sounds like Ted.
Ted was a foreman, and his team came from all over the world—a lot of colorful characters to say the least. Many of them came to Ted for advice and help with their problems. Ted was a natural leader—he got that from my dad—and Ted was a teacher. One of the people he worked with in Alaska said: “Ted, the advice you gave and the attitude you cultivated with the people you worked with will stay with me for the rest of my life. If I could become half the man you were, it will be a blessing to the people I know. “
On the ship, they called him the shining star of their company. Ted was known for being the hardest worker there, always positive, a man of honor and a class act. They will be having a service for Ted on the ship up in Dutch Harbor, sharing memories and setting flowers afloat on the water.
Ted believed in being true to yourself, and he lived by a code of honor. For many of the people who worked for him, Ted was a hero, as he was to me. Ted gave me a lot of advice, and never steered me wrong. Mostly he told me to stand up for myself, and to go after my dreams—and to be careful around black widow spiders. He didn’t like spiders.
At heart, Ted was also an artist—he got that from my mother. He loved music, especially European symphonic heavy metal. Even I went to see Alice Cooper and Savatage and Meat Loaf concerts with him. But he liked all kinds of music. He liked Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies. He was a good writer and could draw well. He was really good with computers, and taught me how to use Facebook. He was a good cook. He had refined taste and did everything with style. He was a designer at a printing company before he started working in Alaska, and he did many amazing design and construction projects that will last longer than we will at our house in Los Angeles and in San Diego, and at my parents home in Grey Eagle, at Rose’s house and at Tony’s farm.
Ted and I must have had hundreds of crazy--probably dangerous--trips to Home Depot, laughing hysterically with sheets of drywall and 10 ft. 2x4s sticking out of the car. Ted loved helping people. He was one of the most helpful people I have ever known. He loved my parents deeply and loved being able to help them. Ted’s bond with his brothers was important to him, and he had a special relationship with each of us sisters too. He also loved children, especially all his nieces and nephews. He loved playing board games and jumping on the 4-wheeler with Zak and Makiya. In California, Ted was a father figure to Alex and would pick her up from school.
Ted was handsome and had romantic relationships with women from around the world. He was smart, and had many talents and could have done anything he wanted. But Ted knew what mattered in life: friends and family. Ted was one of the most successful people I’ve ever known—because he had so much love for so many people, and he was so loved in return. Love is the absence of judgment, and Ted didn’t judge. That may be why he had so many friends. Right now, there are people mourning Ted from Russia to Peru.
Ted loved to give gifts. But he didn’t like it if you told him what you wanted because he thought the gift-giver should know you well enough to find the perfect thing. He was usually with us for Christmas, and this Christmas he gave me a book about the Dalai Lama. It says that most religions believe that love and compassion are the most important things in life—that compassion means the wish for another being to be free from suffering, and love means wanting them to have happiness.
Ted didn’t want anyone to suffer, and he wanted all of us to be happy—that’s why he was always making us laugh. And he wants us to follow our dreams. If you’ve been thinking about taking a trip but not getting around to it, take it for Ted. If you’ve been thinking that you want to make a change in your life, do it now for Ted. Especially to the younger people and nieces and nephews, if you want to make Ted smile, go for it, be fearless, have fun, and follow your dreams, just like Ted did.
Ted’s heart was huge, and he told me several times that people with big hearts die young. And sure enough, Ted was young when his heart just stopped beating and his work here was done .
I’m sure he saw that white light and hopped on board for the next adventure. Ted believed in the mysteries of life, and now he’s out there exploring the next dimension.
While he was travelling the world, we all waited for Ted to come home, and now Ted is waiting for us.