I think being Ripon's Deputy Hornblower was probably the pinnacle of Joel's life. I was so happy that during one of my last visits with him we were able to watch the hornblower (working from home during COVID) set the watch on Facebook Live.
This is his hornblower story in his own words (and this is a shortened version ;):
Now, about how I ended up as Ripon Deputy Hornblower. On my first night in Ripon, I was told by neighbors that I must take my whole family out to the Ripon marketplace at 9:00 pm to listen to the Hornblower “set the watch” and tell the history of Ripon.
Fascinated by the thought, we complied and were amazed to be told that this ceremony had been performed here on the marketplace every night for the past eleven hundred years. Witnessing the “Setting of the Watch” thereafter became mandatory for all visitors to the Bastow household on their first night in residence. And we had lots of visitors.
Anyway, about a year after my arrival in Ripon my mother-in-law, Eleanor, came to visit. At the time an ad appeared in the Ripon Gazette, our local weekly paper, announcing the need for a new Deputy Hornblower.
Turned out, that Paul Richmond, the current horn blower, was leaving town to go to university down in London, and that his deputy, Derek Tyerman, had had been promoted to full time hornblower.
Anyway, on Eleanor's first night in Ripon, Judy and I took her out to hear the Hornblower. After Derek had sounded the horn, told the history of Ripon and answered the many questions from the crowd, I asked Derek who his new Deputy is. With a very painful expression, Derek noted that he still had no Deputy, that even though the ad had been running in the Ripon Gazette for a month, no one had applied for the job, and consequently Derek had been “Setting the Watch” every night for the last 30 nights without a break.
Derek noted that lots of people expressed interest in the job, until they realized that they might have to blow the horn on a cold January night with a 40 knot wind, snow coming down so hard you couldn’t see ten feet in front of you and not a single tourist in sight.
Anyway, seeing an opportunity to make history, I asked Derek what the criteria were to qualify for Deputy Hornblower. He said basically there were no criteria. You could be young or old, male or female....none of this mattered. Basically you needed to be able to sound the horn (a single note only) and live in Ripon.
So Eleanor, Judy and I all went home to discuss my plan, which was to have my son John apply for the job. Like Paul Richmond he was a Ripon Grammar School student. He also played the trumpet. To me he seemed ideal for the job.
However, Judy announced that John was only eleven years old and we normally put him to bed at 9:00 pm. She said we are not sending him out into the wind and the cold on a winters evening to blow Ripon ‘a horn. Period. End of discussion!
At which point Eleanor looked across the table, looked me straight in the eye the way only a mother-in-law can do, and said “Well, Joel, you’ve been blowing your horn for several years .... why don’t you blow Ripon ‘s horn for a change?”
Well, I confess that I thought about that for at least 50 micro-seconds and said, what the heck, I’ll apply for the job.
The very next morning I filled out and submitted an application. Two weeks later I got a call from Paul Richmond’s father, John Richmond, former Mayor of Ripon saying that I still was the only applicant .... would I please come over to City Hall at 7:00 pm Thursday evening, to discuss the position.
Showing up promptly at 7:00 pm Thursday evening I was met by two gentlemen at the front door, one of whom was John Richmond and the other was introduced to me as “the press”.
I was escorted into the Mayors parlor where there were a couple of city counselors. I was shown to a closet where there were several great coats and other Hornblower regalia. Suiting up, they discovered that none of the tricornered hats were large enough. My head must have swelled at the prospect of becoming Ripon’s new Deputy Hornblower. Shortly thereafter, I dscovered that Derek's hat fit me
Anyway, having practiced diligently on my sons trumpet for the past two weeks, I gave the horn a mighty blast and was pronounced Ripon’s new Deputy Hornblower, with one caveat ... the city council needed to approve me for the job since it was a paid position. About a week later I got a phone call from John Richmond saying I had been approved for the job and that I should meet with Derek Tyerman to work out the details with him.
Derek gave me a date for my first night “Setting the Watch”. On the night in question Derek delivered the horn and hat to my house, and at about 8:45 pm I showed up in my full regalia at the Marketplace. Two men introduced themselves as reporters.
I then successfully sounded the horn on the four corners of the obelisk, per tradition, introduced myself to the crowd that had gathered (it was the height of tourist season) and told the history of Ripon. Of course the first question from my audience was, why did the Hornblower have an American accent. I soon discovered that if I wanted the crowd to listen to what I had to say about Ripon I needed to tell the story of how I came by the job right up front. Thus ended my first night “Setting the Watch” in Ripon. It was the first of about 400 such nights.