The opossum
Larry, Kelly and I were sitting on Mom and Dads front porch one evening laughing and visiting when all of a sudden one of us noticed two beady red eyes on the furthest side of the driveway staring us down. As this thing started to charge at us, Larry yelled it's an Opossum! It was headed for the front porch right where we were sitting. At the exact same second, all 3 of us jumped up and ran for the front door. Well, imagine 3 people histarickly getting stuck in the doorway. That's exactly what happened. Hilarity ensued!