ONCE WHEN CHARLES NEIL WAS DEER HUNTING HE SAW AN EMU .HE HAD NEVER SEEN ONE .HE JUMPED ON  THE EMU AND CALLED LIL CHARLES ON THEIR ''WALKIE TALKIES'' AND TOLD HIM HE FOUND A BIG''CHICKEN''... SOMEHOW THE EMU ATTACKED NEIL AND TORE HIS CLOTHES BAD.HE CAME HOME AND I ASKED WHAT KIND OF WOMAN HAVE YOU BEEN WITH