Those Damn Pa-kes
September 22, 2020
For the most part, mom was easy come, easy go, she never let anything bother her ... except when it came to CHINESE RESTAURANTS. For one thing, mom hated Chinese food. So, if she was ever in a Chinese restaurant she was already in a bad mood. And all hope was lost if the waitresses were rude, and of course, they inevitably were.
When I was 12 years old, mom reluctantly agreed to bring noodles to a potluck. We went to a Chinese restaurant, who will remain nameless, and placed an order for 2 (TWO) trays of noodles. Although mom didn't speak the language, she understood it well enough to know that the waitress yelled in Chinese "One order, put in two tray". Mom didn't say anything, waiting to see how much they would charge her. Of course, being Pa-ke, they charged her for 2 (TWO) orders ... SHE HAD A FIT. All I remember is mom grabbing my hand, yelling at the waitress in broken Chinese (peppered with F*cK) and yanking me out of the place! When we got back to the car, Dad asked "Where are the noodles?" All mom kept saying was "Those damn Pa-kes!" We ended up bringing pizza to the potluck.
And, to this day, we don't patronize that place. The lasting impressions of Mom :)
When I was 12 years old, mom reluctantly agreed to bring noodles to a potluck. We went to a Chinese restaurant, who will remain nameless, and placed an order for 2 (TWO) trays of noodles. Although mom didn't speak the language, she understood it well enough to know that the waitress yelled in Chinese "One order, put in two tray". Mom didn't say anything, waiting to see how much they would charge her. Of course, being Pa-ke, they charged her for 2 (TWO) orders ... SHE HAD A FIT. All I remember is mom grabbing my hand, yelling at the waitress in broken Chinese (peppered with F*cK) and yanking me out of the place! When we got back to the car, Dad asked "Where are the noodles?" All mom kept saying was "Those damn Pa-kes!" We ended up bringing pizza to the potluck.
And, to this day, we don't patronize that place. The lasting impressions of Mom :)