So many memories of our favorite, Uncle Fred. I don't know where to begin so I'll begin with my earliest memory. All 4 of my family (mom and dad, aka Millie and Dave Hazard, sister Marilyn and me) went out for a few hours. Aunt Mim (Miriam) and Uncle Fred lived within walking distance in post WWW housing community known as Greenbelt. So we came home to a huge Yard Sale sign and found our belongings - toys, furniture, clothing - outside in the yard with price tags on them. It seems that Mim and Fred decided to pull a fast one on us. Imagine how frightening a scene that would be. This story got told many times over the years as we recreated the scenario with laughter!
Another popular story - this one another Fred original. Early family vacations as a child were at Cobb Island, MD where we stayed in cozy, primitive cottages and went crabbing, fishing, boating. The cottages had partial walls up 7 feet or so, but not all the way up to the open beamed exposed ceiling/roof. So one morning, my parents were awakened by close up view of a live Maryland Blue Crab dangling over their heads with pinchers pinching and claws snapping hung from a fishing line over the wall. It seems that Uncle Fred got up early and caught the first crab of the day. Evidently he invented this alternative to the alarm clock and the screaming voices probably woke up all of Cobb Island.
Millie Hazard was the original "lemon meringue pie" baker. (This was before Melissa took over that role.) Mom's were said to be the winningest, painstakingly prepared with everything from scratch. Fred told Mom that her pies were good but that she should keep trying for better. And Millie kept baking, just for Fred. So anytime Fred visited Maryland, Millie instructed him to "call first" instead of stopping by. That's so she could get out the rolling pin and start baking. One thing for sure, even in here 80's, she never made just one pie. It was always a two-for: One pie for service with the meal, and one pie for Fred! After Mom passed away in 2001, Fred was on a search for a new personal baker - that's where Melissa took on the lemon pie baker role.
Another story is the time Rick was a new baby. Millie and Dave had the opportunity to "get back" at new parents Mim and Fred. So Aunt Millie and Uncle Dave were babysitting for Cousin Rick (younger Fred). Well all was fine until Mim and Fred returned to check on their bouncing baby boy to see him dressed up in a pink girl's bonnet - immediately removed by Mim and Fred. How shocking for the new parents!
Uncle Fred called me before he was going on his Appalachian Trail hike to invite me to go along. That's when I would have been in better shape and was doing some day hikes in the area. My reasons for saying, "I can't," were twofold: 1) I was a single mom with a middle school son and 2) I had a mortgage to pay. As the story turned out, nothing stopped Uncle Fred from going and completing the 2000 mile trip by himself in one season. You know what they say, "Once a Marine....." Little did I know that his hiking would continue into his 90's! And too, like father, like son - so Cousin Rick, keep hiking!
A few years ago, I asked Uncle Fred why he didn't move back to the MD/VA area. He said, "Why would I want to do a thing like that?" I said that all of the family who care about you are here and we could see you more often. He said something about not wanting to move from his house in Stockbridge and that he'd just let his son, RIck, take care of it after he died. (Seems like that part is coming true, Sorry Rick and Ann.)