Jake...always a storyteller
I remember very clearly Jake’s wit and humor and his ability to take the littlest thing and make it into a huge production. He was born a storyteller and it started from when he was very young. I think this is one of my favorite posts on his Facebook and the ensuing conversation he had with others about the bat in the house. I miss him...and in the midst of the mix of emotions, he still makes me laugh...
(Excuse his language....but as Artie says - writers know that language adds to the realism and the drama)
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Jake: I've never thought of myself as being particularly scared of bats. But a huge one somehow got in the house, flew into the room I was in and hit me in the face. I'm not ashamed to say that I peed a little bit. Bats are fascinating creatures, but scary as SHIT when they're all up in your grill.
Friend: Shameless
Jacob: Hey why don't you stop by my dad's place in Minnesota and poetically get this bat the FUCK out of my business? Seriously, now its sleeping somewhere in the house and we have to wait till it wakes up and flies around to evict it... Nice poem though! And well-timed!
Friend: Open all your windows and it will eventually leave. it wants to get out, too! I say this out of experience... I've had bats TWICE
Sister Jessica: Considering there is a bat in the house every other day, pretty sure you'll get at least 5 more inside for everyone you let out with open windows.
Jake: OOOOH! A Jessi and Vanessa fight! Let it begin!
Response from a friend: Magical
Jake: I'm dead serious, bro. I'll shoot a bat in the fuckin face with a shotgun. I'm done playin around with these fuckin flying rat bastards. War, gentleman. WAR.
"When Hobbes speaks of a state of war of all against all, he means to say that when there occur the conditions typical of the state of nature, all those who happen to live in this state are in a state of war."
Jake: I call this meme "The Overreacting American.”
Jake: Also, the bat is STILL somewhere in the house...
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Jake: BAT captured. Released outdoors. WHY was everyone being so dramatic about this? It was just a bat... :)