snipe hunting.......
i will never forget when dad took his grandkids snipe hunting up west side rd--the joke was meant to b on them but it backfired (lol) dad pulled down in the field and turned off the lights and told the kids to sit and wait til they saw red eyes and 2 catch the snipe---2 dads amazement it wasnt long til a ruckous occurred and he saw 3 kids (alisha, jason and johnny) treeing that snipe---they punched it in the face and when it fell to the ground they double bagged it in trash bags and bought it home in the back of the truck---happy as all get out and yelling, " it bit alisha, licked johnny and kissed jason" --dad came in and got us to tell us to come look what they got--"a snipe"--when we got to the drive, mom and i immediately jumped ontop of moms car-scared to death--the bag was flopping everywhere---i thought they done got a snake and dad giggled and the kids opened the bag and 2 our surprise--it was an OPOSSUM----(defined as a small white BEAST, a small nocturnal tree dwelling, american marsupial that becomes motionless when frightened)---lol i tell u i was sooo scared i peed down my leg--i really did, especially when i got done laughing--------then momma scolded me 4 peeing on the hood of her car--------lol oh such good memories..........priceless!!!!!!!!