So if he had a three o-clock class, he would always be late by 25-30 minutes, and by our second course with him, we were all tuned to his time.
So he would bustle in, this great white toothless shark, dropping stuff and slamming his bag and cap down, shirt, hair disheveled, and that rosy face flushed.
"Oh man, oh man... Maatwaani, women (insert name of appropriate ex-wife) ... "
And he'd give all this gyan about how women control men, and how showing kindness in America is the greatest punishable crime, and blah blah blah, and all the girls in class would be protesting, and all the guys would be supporting him, and it was a blast.
So anyhow, we would all stroll into class at 3:20-3:25 types because that was still early for a Barney class.
The clock was at the back of the class as you entered, so you had to turn to see it.
So one day, he arrives at 3:05 or 3:10 and finds an empty class. So another guy and I are the first to trickle in from the floor above, where we, as TAs had our office.
We see him, turn around, check the clock, and sit down. Chit-chatting begins. Slowly, one by one, over the next 20 min, each person walks in, sees him, is taken aback, turns around and checks the clock, checks their wristwatch, looks quizzically at the class (like, wtf!), and sits down.
He's steadily losing it watching this play out with every student, and we are by then all giggling away, waiting for the next one to happen.
He was so angry that day. Why are you all so late? And why is everyone turning back to check the clock?