Once Upon a Halloween Time there was
A Jewish American Princess,
A Scotsman,
and a Rabbi.
It was the day before the
HalloWine Party at the Rabbi’s abode, and the
day of the Extra Spicy Chili Cookoff at Vanguard.
The Scotsman loved his spicy chili and his meat.
After the Cookoff green beer was calling.
The Jewish American Princess,
the Scotsman and the Rabbi
journeyed to the Irish Pub for beer.
After talking chili peppers and scotch
the Scotsman disappeared from the table.
“Where is the Scotsman?” asked the
Jewish American Princess.
“I saw him dancing with a woman
dressed as a pumpkin” said the Rabbi.
An hour later the Rabbi was sitting alone.
He looked out the window and saw a pumpkin
laughing loudly and getting into a Bentley.
The next day and for the year after
when the Scotsman was missing the
Jewish American Princess and the Rabbi
would say “maybe he’s with Pumpkin.”
Nancy Baird